Don't fuck up the cheese things.

I had the weirdest reality show themed dream last, where I was in some kind of cookoff competition that seemed to be a mash-up of Masterchef and ANTM, with all the cooking intensity of Maasterchef, but where everyone on my team was more interested in dramatic in-fighting and standing around attractively while I frantically tried to make our weird edible garden theme display thing work and yelled at everyone about "The cheese things! The cheese thing are going to burn! Somebody put on more cheese things"

And then we lost because of the cheese things being too cheesy. There is no such thing, weirdly out of place Tim Gunn character! Get out of my cooking dream.

And then I woke up furious and with one arm totally asleep and I hadn't even been lying on it.